### Funny Math Jokes for Kids

Enjoy a range of great jokes related to everything from numbers to statistics, fractions, mathematicians and geometry.

- What do mathematicians eat on Halloween? Pumpkin Pi.
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems.
- A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
- Decimals have a point.
- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
- Why did the boy eat his math homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
- Have you heard the latest statistics joke? Probably.
- What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry.
- What do you call an empty parrot cage? Polygon.
- Cakes are round but Pi are square.
- How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window!
- Without geometry, life is pointless.

### Funny Number Jokes for Kids

Have fun laughing at a range of jokes related to numerals, fractions and percentages.

- What did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt!
- Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!
- If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Very large hands.
- Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
- Why didn’t the two 4’s feel like dinner? Because they already 8.
- Natural numbers are better for your health.
- What has 6 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
- 6 out of 5 people have difficulty with fractions.
- 63.7% of statistics are wrong.
- Math is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination.
- There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

### Funny Math Riddles for Kids

Check out our funny math riddles for kids and enjoy some brain bending riddles with a funny twist.

- Which month has 28 days? All of them of course!
- What’s the easiest way to double your money? Put it in front of a mirror.
- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock
- What 4 days of the week start with the letter ‘t’? Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.
- What goes up and doesn’t come back down? Your age.
- If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five? 9
- What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? A glove.
- What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment and yet never in a thousand years? The letter m.
- What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day? The letter e.
- If there are 4 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have? You took 3 apples so obviously you have 3.
- Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank.
- How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0? The score is always 0-0 before the game.